
Things I still can't believe my editors let me publish
Who let this happen?

Your Dog Has Seen Me Naked
I think I found the most awkward way to get published in the New York Times.
Originally published in the New York Times.

How to Get Laid Off
Poynter let me vent a bit about the many stages of spontaneous unemployment.
Originally published in Poynter.org.

Losing My Ultra Virginity
Dressing like an idiot in order to understand Ultra Music Festival.
Originally published in Miami New Times.