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Things I still can't believe my editors let me publish
Who let this happen?
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Your Dog Has Seen Me Naked
I think I found the most awkward way to get published in the New York Times.
Originally published in the New York Times.
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How to Get Laid Off
Poynter let me vent a bit about the many stages of spontaneous unemployment.
Originally published in Poynter.org.
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Losing My Ultra Virginity
Dressing like an idiot in order to understand Ultra Music Festival.
Originally published in Miami New Times.